i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.

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magnacarterholygrail:

ghdos:

brownglucose:

lawdgevus:

thepoeticlovechild:

peppergoat:





lol



I swear to God I love Tumblr sometimes.

this is my absolute favorite post on tumblr

magnacarterholygrail:

ghdos:

brownglucose:

lawdgevus:

thepoeticlovechild:

peppergoat:

image

lol

I swear to God I love Tumblr sometimes.

this is my absolute favorite post on tumblr

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cosbyykidd:

taint3ed:

vinegod:

What High school looks like in commercials by Childish Brandino

"Nigga, what’s class?"

lmao forreal tho

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sorry:

I want to be as happy and content as this dog in a field:

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ellendegeneres:

See the full clip here.

ellendegeneres:

See the full clip here.

etheral-merkabah:

blazepress:

Love at first sight is dangerous.

etheral-merkabah:

blazepress:

Love at first sight is dangerous.

etheral-merkabah:

blazepress:

Love at first sight is dangerous.

etheral-merkabah:

blazepress:

Love at first sight is dangerous.

"i just need to get my shit together"
— me in 2009/2012/this time last year/a minute ago/next year probably (via guy)

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nikolaecuza:

danosaurs-and-philions:

im a bad person who thinks bad thoughts like ‘ew what is that girl wearing’ and then remember that im supposed to be positive about all things and then think ‘no she can wear what she wants, fuck what other people say damn girl u look fabulous’ and im just a teeny bit hypocritical tbh

I was always taught by my mother, That the first thought that goes through your mind is what you have been conditioned to think. What you think next defines who you are.