walrus-in-the-tardis:

mariealbertine:

The time our entire design class dressed up for Halloween as the design teacher (who notoriously almost only wore grey sweaters and always had a cafeteria coffee in hand).

I remember him walking down a super long empty hall and we all just turned the corner at the other end and started running towards him and he ran away yelling “FUcK YOU GUYS” and in retrospect I almost can’t believe he didn’t suffer a heart attack.

Pretty sure we won a pizza party for best costume that year.

IVE SEEN THIS ABOUT TEN TIMES AND IM JUST NOW NOTICING THAT THE ACTUAL TEACHER IS IN THE PICTURE TOO 

dildorrito:

what’s the password

dildorrito:

what’s the password

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easyay:

this is how i do friendship
easyay:

this is how i do friendship
easyay:

this is how i do friendship

easyay:

this is how i do friendship

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"I don’t know if you’ve ever noticed this, but first impressions are often entirely wrong."
— Lemony Snicket  (via neverseemtostay)

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mint-linux:

damn
  1. Camera: Canon EOS 5D Mark II
  2. Aperture: f/4.5
  3. Exposure: 1/200th
  4. Focal Length: 105mm

seabelle:

I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

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