May the odds be never in your favor.
is that a snake in your pocket or are you just happy t- oh shit its a snake
I was looking for this for so long.
background story first:
my study buddy partner is a girl, and the reason why we paired up in the first place was because we couldn’t handle big study group sessions. we’re both kinda OCD in the “formatting-of-the-notes” kinda thing, so that’s why we stick together. we don’t sit next to each other during lectures, but we would always meet up together for the sake of strictly studying. (she’s one of those really really quiet, innocent-looking girls).
so getting back into the story… somehow she came late to class, and she just took the empty seat next to me because i always sit at the far side and it was convenient for her to sit there. i hear ruffling and i look over and i see her taking off her boots and taking off her socks cause her feet were getting hot. i didnt mind it, i could honestly care less.
so in the next 10 minutes, i thought of something funny to tell her so i leaned over and tried to whisper her the joke while my professor was talking.. and then all of a sudden i smelled something funky.
I crinkled my face cause i smelt something horrid, and i whispered in a quick, harsh voice, “what the hell is that!? do you smell that?! what is that?!!” and then my eyes were vulture-scanning the perimeter of the desk, trying to find out what source the smell came from. i finally turned my eyes towards her feet and i asked in desperation, “Are those your feet?!? do your feet sweat!?”
and then she stares deep into my eyes, staring at them, not saying anything for a good 5 seconds, looking innocent as possible. She then proceeded to open her mouth ever so slightly, and she whispered… “i farted.” she continued her apology with the most humiliated face, “I’M SO SORRY!”
I FCKIN LOST IT HAHAHAHAH it was so hard to contain my laughter. obviously we were both laughing, her face was turning so red out of embarrassment, but honestly i did NOT expect that from her. and what was so funny was that it fuckin stunk so bad HAHAHA holy shit.
man, i realized that i’m going to be seeing the same people for the next 2 years…. might as well get comfortable already